Ya'all got it wrong; tony actually did kill a deer. I was on the way to his mom's house and I saw him driving away from the scene. I just happened to be riding my Xtracycle so I strapped one of the carcasses on the back deck. I had to low gear it up that hill, but his mom was stoked when I dropped 70 lbs of wild meat on her.

After I cut her off from her food supply later in the night we went out bar hopping on bikes. She is quite a fun lady actually even though she can drink me under the table. She laments the fact that Tony is such an ass. I told her it wasn't her fault, and we had a great time up until she started throwing up all over the bar. It looked like a "technicolor yawn" at times, and at other times it was like her head just exploded. Anyway, that was my call to get out of there, and in all honesty, I don't think the bartender wants us back there no mo.

What happened to the other deer, I would like to know, so that perhaps we can get those poor 'lil guys to a shelter or something. ....

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And that's just against another car. Hitting a deer is usually worse, like hitting a brick wall.