HUMMER

topic posted Thu, August 21, 2008 - 6:09 PM by  DILO
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I OWN A HUMMER H3 AND I GET 23 MILES PER GALLON BETTER THEN MOST CAR AND TRUCKS.
IM PROUD TO BE A HUMMER OWNER THIS IS THE BEST TRUCK GM EVER BUILT

SO I GUESS IM A ASSHOLE

LIKE MY SISTER TELLS ME THAT'S THE ONLY THING IM PERFECT AT

THANK YOU
DILO
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DILO
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  • Re: HUMMER

    Thu, August 21, 2008 - 11:50 PM
    Dildo,

    Actually from the gear heads I've talked to the original Hummer is far superior, something about the suspension. And the new hummers are just built off the exact same chassis as the GM Colorado and cost a bunch more.

    This is besides the point, hummer=asshole has nothing to do with fuel efficiency or performance. Like Moore's law it was developed from the simple observation that if you drive a hummer your probably an asshole.
  • Re: HUMMER

    Fri, August 22, 2008 - 4:51 AM
    yes you are a typical brainwashed american shallow culture materialist asshole

    fuck you and your mother bitch
  • Re: HUMMER

    Fri, August 22, 2008 - 7:49 AM
    i believe your name is shy a "d."
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      Re: HUMMER

      Sun, August 24, 2008 - 10:41 AM
      I was in the Army when the first humm v's were shipped to what was then West Germany and the thing we liked most about the whole vehicle was the heater. Sure it had more pickup than the jeep, but the best thing was the heater. seriously.

      I also noted that lack of decent grammar and using all caps tell us that your like John McCain- barely literate with computer tech at this stage in the game. Scary to think your behind the wheel of 4000+ lbs. I will definately pass with caution on my bike when your stuck in traffic and I'm passing between the cars....
  • Re: HUMMER

    Mon, January 19, 2009 - 9:00 AM
    So, is that 23 MPG highway? beacuse that's not even good.

    dummy.

    My Honda Del Sol gets (when I'm not carpooling) 35ish. So that's a big booya right there buddy.

    On an unrelated note, I love that car!!!!
  • Re: HUMMER

    Thu, February 12, 2009 - 11:35 AM
    I saw an H1 in the line at the inspection station the other day. Hilarious. I wish I got a picture. It looked like it was armored, for extra weight and ineffeciency I guess. Anyway it had a ridiculous Mural of an Eagle grabbing an elongated American flag running down the entire side of that ugly thing. I wanted to say "Oh, you love America I see.......Stop ruining it". But OBVIOUSLY he was a typical "Alpha" male type who would have immediately resorted to violence, knowing no other path. Instead I settled for "What are you fighting terrorists in that thing?" He laughed and said yes. Moron.

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