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I didn't know those McDonald's Hummer Matchbox toys had odometers.

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I don't "know" you, but I know you, if you know what I mean. You join this tribe knowing people are going to rag on you for your Hummer-humping ways because your parents didn't pay enough attention to you as a child and you are seeking some here to make up for it, no matter that the attention toward you is negative. And subconsciously you know you're an asshole for driving a Hummer and you post here in this tribe to get the punishment you know you deserve. Furthermore, you weren't well liked in high school and not very attractive, thus your innate need to drive a parade float down the street to get people to notice you. But like then, as it is now, most people do not think you're a stud or cool or rich because you drive a Hummer; in fact most people think the opposite. You think you're better than people you pass on the street, but in all honesty deep down you know it's not true. You use material things to make yourself feel or appear better, which FYI never works. Judging from your poor grammar and orthographical mistakes you do not have a white-collar job. In order to drive your Hummer 100,000 miles you must have had it for a number of years, meaning you're still making payments on it after all this time. Either that or you still live with your parents, my spidey sense is getting tangled on this one. You're at least twenty pounds overweight (and that's a conservative estimate). Since you hate liberals, you obviously listen to right-wing talk radio, meaning you are not very intelligent and let other people decide what you think. Hating imaginary liberals makes you feel better about yourself, much like driving a hulking idiotic vehicle is a substitute for other things lacking in your life. You claim to be a Republican even though you're not wealthy and you do not really understand conservative principles (or perhaps you are a faux Christian), and you are pro-war even though you drive a militaryesque vehicle when never having served in a military.