Tribe.net. Local Connections SynerGy http://hummerdriverssuck.tribe.net/thread/612f468f-c6f6-4925-83eb-4fa7d307047d#93bcf557-6812-4175-9d31-bb90ecd1225a 2008-12-03T21:09:02Z 2008-12-03T21:09:02Z

just go pee pee on it

SynerGy 2008-12-03T21:09:02Z David http://hummerdriverssuck.tribe.net/thread/612f468f-c6f6-4925-83eb-4fa7d307047d#89b88c9f-0a6a-4da6-9283-75e243549788 2008-12-03T15:24:25Z 2008-12-03T15:24:25Z

When I read all these post it freaks me out. I can see that people hate hummers and what not, but to actually vandalize the car because of that is absolutely absurd. Its not an appropriate or mature way to deal with the situation. There are other actions you can take against the Hummer, but vandalize them like so many of you seem to do or want to do is just not right. If I came outside and saw any of my cars vandalized including the H2 I would be furious and if I saw someone doing it I would be calling the cops and I wouldnt be the one in the wrong.

David 2008-12-03T15:24:25Z Henry http://hummerdriverssuck.tribe.net/thread/612f468f-c6f6-4925-83eb-4fa7d307047d#ddd9847c-36b6-4c2e-a8fb-536773eb2b74 2008-06-16T23:10:24Z 2008-06-16T23:10:24Z

do it lipstick!

Henry 2008-06-16T23:10:24Z Promise http://hummerdriverssuck.tribe.net/thread/612f468f-c6f6-4925-83eb-4fa7d307047d#5278a61f-19b1-4650-bb91-a17348ab580d 2008-06-16T05:03:13Z 2008-06-16T05:03:13Z

how about pink spray paint with the letters- I'm sensitive! Or even I love Bette Midler

Promise 2008-06-16T05:03:13Z Henry http://hummerdriverssuck.tribe.net/thread/612f468f-c6f6-4925-83eb-4fa7d307047d#44cd2e5f-e08d-44df-9f1e-66d7e09541c8 2008-06-01T15:43:09Z 2008-06-01T15:43:09Z

with gas at over $4 a gallon i can only say that your dick must be really, really small if you're willing to over compensate by this margin dude.

Henry 2008-06-01T15:43:09Z Alberto http://hummerdriverssuck.tribe.net/thread/612f468f-c6f6-4925-83eb-4fa7d307047d#f1d9c8b2-40d4-4e60-b536-e18625d713c8 2008-06-01T05:27:50Z 2008-06-01T05:27:50Z

PARKED HUMMERS BOW AND START SAVING YOU LOSERS.

Alberto 2008-06-01T05:27:50Z Alberto http://hummerdriverssuck.tribe.net/thread/612f468f-c6f6-4925-83eb-4fa7d307047d#2b0a8c19-e0e7-4aef-986f-f4d6587b0b02 2008-06-01T05:24:53Z 2008-06-01T05:24:53Z

DONT MOCK WHAT YOU ENVY FAG

Alberto 2008-06-01T05:24:53Z Ferrous http://hummerdriverssuck.tribe.net/thread/612f468f-c6f6-4925-83eb-4fa7d307047d#ca038cff-8f08-47be-aaff-eba6ef57ca57 2005-04-25T19:07:37Z 2005-04-25T19:07:37Z

I think I might get a job as a gas jockey this summer to see how many times I can get away with it without getting fired. And then when I DO get fired, Its not like I want to put "gas jockey" on my resume...

Ferrous 2005-04-25T19:07:37Z Verminator http://hummerdriverssuck.tribe.net/thread/612f468f-c6f6-4925-83eb-4fa7d307047d#30f3d900-e070-475b-8817-c249c5fc5a96 2005-04-25T07:25:49Z 2005-04-25T07:25:49Z

Sorry, I should have said bio-fuel but typed biodiesel since I have been working on it so much lately. On the other hand it is rather a useful freudian slip.

Verminator 2005-04-25T07:25:49Z Ferrous http://hummerdriverssuck.tribe.net/thread/612f468f-c6f6-4925-83eb-4fa7d307047d#7f724ef3-6206-4208-97cb-5ca25466d643 2005-04-25T03:12:45Z 2005-04-25T03:12:45Z

Bleach huh? Okay, I'll go with that, but I do know from experience that if you put diesel in a gasoline tank, the engine could burst into flames... makes me wish I was a gas jockey in hummerville.

Ferrous 2005-04-25T03:12:45Z stephen http://hummerdriverssuck.tribe.net/thread/612f468f-c6f6-4925-83eb-4fa7d307047d#45d673f0-4d7c-4cf9-ac88-9012864faa51 2005-04-25T00:33:34Z 2005-04-25T00:33:34Z

how about stickers: FUCK YOU (its what they think of others, and what we think of them) EGO I GIVE_______ or sarcastic like: I love dolphins gay pride white aryan (sp) Viagra dont pollute Kerry Edwards etc...

stephen 2005-04-25T00:33:34Z Thorrific http://hummerdriverssuck.tribe.net/thread/612f468f-c6f6-4925-83eb-4fa7d307047d#70cfa38d-a2c4-4d36-99b6-43e2f153f681 2005-04-24T15:07:55Z 2005-04-24T15:07:55Z

I always thought "hummer" was slang for a gay sex act anyways.

Thorrific 2005-04-24T15:07:55Z Simidae http://hummerdriverssuck.tribe.net/thread/612f468f-c6f6-4925-83eb-4fa7d307047d#db7a5bb3-ab91-4b05-8416-0070ca5724e6 2005-04-24T06:46:40Z 2005-04-24T06:46:40Z

bleach is still better than sugar yay mythbusters

Simidae 2005-04-24T06:46:40Z Ferrous http://hummerdriverssuck.tribe.net/thread/612f468f-c6f6-4925-83eb-4fa7d307047d#a02508d2-ce58-4d59-b646-6326784d3392 2005-04-24T05:15:46Z 2005-04-24T05:15:46Z

I would just ove to see all the hummer drivers put deisel into their gas powered hummers, its great when the engines catch on fire! Better than sugar which just plugs the engine! lol! :)

Ferrous 2005-04-24T05:15:46Z Mark http://hummerdriverssuck.tribe.net/thread/612f468f-c6f6-4925-83eb-4fa7d307047d#bf2478ce-47c7-49a8-9d13-e64f181add5a 2005-04-22T22:56:56Z 2005-04-22T22:56:56Z

There was the guy in Marin County, CA who would go around putting bumper stickers on Hummers and SOV SUVs in shopping centers that said, "I'm changing the environment, ask me how!" I still giggle at that one. I do like the "Sorry about your penis, dude!" comment as well.

Mark 2005-04-22T22:56:56Z Gem E http://hummerdriverssuck.tribe.net/thread/612f468f-c6f6-4925-83eb-4fa7d307047d#5ccf56c3-b0dd-4d8a-89b5-6c6ef93a3d5f 2005-04-22T19:08:58Z 2005-04-22T19:08:58Z

<<The H2 is the ultimate poseur vehicle. It has the chassis of a Chevy Tahoe and a body that looks like the original Hummer; i.e. it's a Chevy Tahoe in disguise.>> I'll be damned. Shows what I know.

Gem E 2005-04-22T19:08:58Z Dr.Pickles http://hummerdriverssuck.tribe.net/thread/612f468f-c6f6-4925-83eb-4fa7d307047d#69dff6ec-3742-4c97-b78d-0e5d5bf06766 2005-04-22T19:02:29Z 2005-04-22T19:02:29Z

they only rev because the engine can barely stay on by itself.

Dr.Pickles 2005-04-22T19:02:29Z Christy Hussein http://hummerdriverssuck.tribe.net/thread/612f468f-c6f6-4925-83eb-4fa7d307047d#9d89f4ac-296f-4c22-9d57-4aa7011ede6d 2005-04-22T08:22:00Z 2005-04-22T08:22:00Z

I have a friend who started me on the saying... "Sorry about the penis dude" It comes in handy in traffic for all kinds of SUPERsized SUVs and trucks, but is especially wonderful for the dreaded Hummer.

Christy Hussein 2005-04-22T08:22:00Z Verminator http://hummerdriverssuck.tribe.net/thread/612f468f-c6f6-4925-83eb-4fa7d307047d#38f4fb04-77ad-4dba-bb0d-65318069df95 2005-04-22T03:55:24Z 2005-04-22T03:55:24Z

Although I would like to blow them up with the owners in them.... Perhaps a better idea would be to print up sheets of info in pamphlet form about biodiesel and where to obtain it. If the damn things are going to be there the less damage they do the better.

Verminator 2005-04-22T03:55:24Z Sandi http://hummerdriverssuck.tribe.net/thread/612f468f-c6f6-4925-83eb-4fa7d307047d#0849e078-3ac8-4851-976a-28bb523352c2 2005-04-21T18:38:25Z 2005-04-21T18:38:25Z

Beautiful. I may be forced to participate. Oh, and I want your dog.

Sandi 2005-04-21T18:38:25Z Samhain http://hummerdriverssuck.tribe.net/thread/612f468f-c6f6-4925-83eb-4fa7d307047d#fb2643d8-7db8-4ec6-99ea-cf144fb243aa 2005-04-21T18:19:39Z 2005-04-21T18:19:39Z

For fun and for free: http://fuh2.com/

Samhain 2005-04-21T18:19:39Z Gem E http://hummerdriverssuck.tribe.net/thread/612f468f-c6f6-4925-83eb-4fa7d307047d#9adce027-b7cc-4553-9a47-8b2708eb09bb 2005-04-21T18:19:34Z 2005-04-21T18:19:34Z

"This Vehicle Is Illegally Parked" stickers on the windows. Takes about a week to scrape those things off ...

Gem E 2005-04-21T18:19:34Z Giovanni http://hummerdriverssuck.tribe.net/thread/612f468f-c6f6-4925-83eb-4fa7d307047d#c204a3eb-8159-4566-ab28-f2b08f571dc1 2005-04-21T18:15:05Z 2005-04-21T18:15:05Z

> Same thing goes for the guys on giant Harleys My secret dream: a Harley with a custom paint job - pink/white with a Hello Kitty theme

Giovanni 2005-04-21T18:15:05Z Giovanni http://hummerdriverssuck.tribe.net/thread/612f468f-c6f6-4925-83eb-4fa7d307047d#ebc98aa6-640f-49ef-9527-7dfd6f8a3249 2005-04-21T18:13:50Z 2005-04-21T18:13:50Z

What about Kerry's or anti-Bush bumper stickers?

Giovanni 2005-04-21T18:13:50Z francesca http://hummerdriverssuck.tribe.net/thread/612f468f-c6f6-4925-83eb-4fa7d307047d#47bf602b-b4c4-4dfe-a759-8e7bcbec9cea 2005-04-21T18:11:13Z 2005-04-21T18:11:13Z

Yeah, I usually think of Hummer drivers as compensating for a deficit in the phallus department. Same thing goes for the guys on giant Harleys who like to try to intimidate me on my scooter by revving their engines at stoplights.

francesca 2005-04-21T18:11:13Z Sandi http://hummerdriverssuck.tribe.net/thread/612f468f-c6f6-4925-83eb-4fa7d307047d#e327a417-c1b5-46c6-9be7-a25178534b5d 2005-04-21T18:00:19Z 2005-04-21T18:00:19Z

"Look at the fragile male ego sitting in his shell, what a WUSS" That is EXACTLY what I think when I see them.

Sandi 2005-04-21T18:00:19Z Henry http://hummerdriverssuck.tribe.net/thread/612f468f-c6f6-4925-83eb-4fa7d307047d#304b4523-8860-47ac-a023-9a160c49b76b 2005-04-21T17:37:53Z 2005-04-21T17:37:53Z

small dick is a little more universal than fag, i guess.

Henry 2005-04-21T17:37:53Z Ferrous http://hummerdriverssuck.tribe.net/thread/612f468f-c6f6-4925-83eb-4fa7d307047d#560fe95d-cfce-474e-a03d-2e90e45c53b1 2005-04-21T17:37:48Z 2005-04-21T17:37:48Z

Like, what is the opposite of macho... it would have to be a negativism like "Look at the fragile male ego sitting in his shell, what a WUSS" "Driving a Hummer makes you a WUSS!?"

Ferrous 2005-04-21T17:37:48Z Ferrous http://hummerdriverssuck.tribe.net/thread/612f468f-c6f6-4925-83eb-4fa7d307047d#c9e33064-4cf3-4aa4-929a-a5a7e85a88f2 2005-04-21T17:36:21Z 2005-04-21T17:36:21Z

Okay, I'm not a homophobe (I hope), but I've been studying a bit of propaganda technique lately and in an attempt to "un-think" I think that it would be a very valid form of psychological warfare to write "fag" on hummers in pink spray-paint. Think about it... actually, scratch that, Its never a good idea to perpetrate something like homophobia, not even as a means to an end. I take it back. But the thinking behind it is that most of the people that buy hummers are male and its sort of a macho thing (ie. penis extension). Is there a better way to make driving a hummer NOT macho anymore?

Ferrous 2005-04-21T17:36:21Z Giovanni http://hummerdriverssuck.tribe.net/thread/612f468f-c6f6-4925-83eb-4fa7d307047d#0d9bb416-5c1c-4b8f-9009-384e60b69ca4 2005-04-21T17:27:21Z 2005-04-21T17:27:21Z

skunk scent (used to deer hunt)

Giovanni 2005-04-21T17:27:21Z Giovanni http://hummerdriverssuck.tribe.net/thread/612f468f-c6f6-4925-83eb-4fa7d307047d#c0e65380-a8ce-436b-9c03-fad5cb767390 2005-04-21T17:24:16Z 2005-04-21T17:24:16Z

> inject epoxy into the locks Crazy glue works too ;)

Giovanni 2005-04-21T17:24:16Z Henry http://hummerdriverssuck.tribe.net/thread/612f468f-c6f6-4925-83eb-4fa7d307047d#0ee57716-fb9e-464a-8db1-094a0b8925bd 2005-04-21T16:37:26Z 2005-04-21T16:37:26Z

inject epoxy into the locks

Henry 2005-04-21T16:37:26Z Ferrous http://hummerdriverssuck.tribe.net/thread/612f468f-c6f6-4925-83eb-4fa7d307047d#a25accf0-3af3-4238-a003-4dc62f551373 2005-04-21T04:48:18Z 2005-04-21T04:48:18Z

a steel stamp and a baby sledge hammer to pound it into the driver's side door just below the knob.

Ferrous 2005-04-21T04:48:18Z Douglas http://hummerdriverssuck.tribe.net/thread/612f468f-c6f6-4925-83eb-4fa7d307047d#085182b7-6fe9-48e1-8126-dd7dfeaae421 2005-04-20T21:02:47Z 2005-04-20T21:02:47Z

a bar of soap to write your message? good for content and shock value.

Douglas 2005-04-20T21:02:47Z NameWithheld http://hummerdriverssuck.tribe.net/thread/612f468f-c6f6-4925-83eb-4fa7d307047d#134a7ac3-f396-4795-b32e-e291142a113e 2005-04-20T20:47:09Z 2005-04-20T20:47:09Z

You're wasting trees. just scratch it on the windshield with a nail.

NameWithheld 2005-04-20T20:47:09Z Trigby http://hummerdriverssuck.tribe.net/thread/612f468f-c6f6-4925-83eb-4fa7d307047d#bc649064-1be3-4a43-be4a-3216368849be 2005-04-20T15:24:13Z 2005-04-20T15:24:13Z

Whenever I see a parked hummer, I find a piece of paper and write a short note: I hate your URBAN ASSAULT VEHICLE. You are destroying our planet. I don't know if it does make them think, but it sure makes me feel better.

Trigby 2005-04-20T15:24:13Z