Whenever I see a parked hummer, I find a piece of paper and write a short note:
I hate your URBAN ASSAULT VEHICLE. You are destroying our planet.
I don't know if it does make them think, but it sure makes me feel better.
I hate your URBAN ASSAULT VEHICLE. You are destroying our planet.
I don't know if it does make them think, but it sure makes me feel better.
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Re: Parked Hummers - what to do
Wed, April 20, 2005 - 1:47 PMYou're wasting trees.
just scratch it on the windshield with a nail. -
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Wed, April 20, 2005 - 2:02 PMa bar of soap to write your message? good for content and shock value. -
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Re: Parked Hummers - what to do
Wed, April 20, 2005 - 9:48 PMa steel stamp and a baby sledge hammer to pound it into the driver's side door just below the knob. -
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Thu, April 21, 2005 - 9:37 AMinject epoxy into the locks -
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Thu, April 21, 2005 - 10:24 AM> inject epoxy into the locks
Crazy glue works too ;) -
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Thu, April 21, 2005 - 10:27 AMskunk scent (used to deer hunt) -
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Re: Parked Hummers - what to do
Thu, April 21, 2005 - 10:36 AMOkay, I'm not a homophobe (I hope), but I've been studying a bit of propaganda technique lately and in an attempt to "un-think" I think that it would be a very valid form of psychological warfare to write "fag" on hummers in pink spray-paint. Think about it... actually, scratch that, Its never a good idea to perpetrate something like homophobia, not even as a means to an end. I take it back.
But the thinking behind it is that most of the people that buy hummers are male and its sort of a macho thing (ie. penis extension). Is there a better way to make driving a hummer NOT macho anymore? -
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Re: Parked Hummers - what to do
Thu, April 21, 2005 - 10:37 AMLike, what is the opposite of macho... it would have to be a negativism like "Look at the fragile male ego sitting in his shell, what a WUSS"
"Driving a Hummer makes you a WUSS!?" -
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Re: Parked Hummers - what to do
Thu, April 21, 2005 - 11:00 AM"Look at the fragile male ego sitting in his shell, what a WUSS"
That is EXACTLY what I think when I see them.
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Thu, April 21, 2005 - 10:37 AMsmall dick is a little more universal than fag, i guess. -
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Thu, April 21, 2005 - 11:11 AMYeah, I usually think of Hummer drivers as compensating for a deficit in the phallus department.
Same thing goes for the guys on giant Harleys who like to try to intimidate me on my scooter by revving their engines at stoplights. -
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Thu, April 21, 2005 - 11:13 AMWhat about Kerry's or anti-Bush bumper stickers? -
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Re: Parked Hummers - what to do
Thu, April 21, 2005 - 11:15 AM> Same thing goes for the guys on giant Harleys
My secret dream: a Harley with a custom paint job - pink/white with a Hello Kitty theme
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Thu, April 21, 2005 - 11:38 AMBeautiful. I may be forced to participate.
Oh, and I want your dog.
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Re: H2 Chassis
Fri, April 22, 2005 - 12:08 PM<<The H2 is the ultimate poseur vehicle. It has the chassis of a Chevy Tahoe and a body that looks like the original Hummer; i.e. it's a Chevy Tahoe in disguise.>>
I'll be damned. Shows what I know. -
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Re: H2 Chassis
Fri, April 22, 2005 - 3:56 PMThere was the guy in Marin County, CA who would go around putting bumper stickers on Hummers and SOV SUVs in shopping centers that said, "I'm changing the environment, ask me how!" I still giggle at that one. I do like the "Sorry about your penis, dude!" comment as well.
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Re: Parked Hummers - what to do
Fri, April 22, 2005 - 12:02 PMthey only rev because the engine can barely stay on by itself.
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Fri, April 22, 2005 - 1:22 AMI have a friend who started me on the saying...
"Sorry about the penis dude"
It comes in handy in traffic for all kinds of SUPERsized SUVs and trucks, but is especially wonderful for the dreaded Hummer.
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Sun, April 24, 2005 - 8:07 AMI always thought "hummer" was slang for a gay sex act anyways.
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Sat, May 31, 2008 - 10:24 PMDONT MOCK WHAT YOU ENVY FAG -
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Sat, May 31, 2008 - 10:27 PMPARKED HUMMERS
BOW
AND START SAVING YOU LOSERS. -
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Re: Parked Hummers - what to do
Sun, June 1, 2008 - 8:43 AMwith gas at over $4 a gallon i can only say that your dick must be really, really small if you're willing to over compensate by this margin dude. -
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Re: Parked Hummers - what to do
Sun, June 15, 2008 - 10:03 PMhow about pink spray paint with the letters-
I'm sensitive!
Or even
I love Bette Midler
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Re: Parked Hummers - what to do
Thu, April 21, 2005 - 11:19 AM"This Vehicle Is Illegally Parked" stickers on the windows.
Takes about a week to scrape those things off ...
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Re: Parked Hummers - what to do
Thu, April 21, 2005 - 8:55 PMAlthough I would like to blow them up with the owners in them....
Perhaps a better idea would be to print up sheets of info in pamphlet form about biodiesel and where to obtain it.
If the damn things are going to be there the less damage they do the better. -
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Re: Parked Hummers - what to do
Sat, April 23, 2005 - 10:15 PMI would just ove to see all the hummer drivers put deisel into their gas powered hummers, its great when the engines catch on fire! Better than sugar which just plugs the engine!
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Re: Parked Hummers - what to do
Sat, April 23, 2005 - 11:46 PMbleach is still better than sugar yay mythbusters
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Re: Parked Hummers - what to do
Sun, April 24, 2005 - 5:33 PMhow about stickers:
FUCK YOU (its what they think of others, and what we think of them)
EGO
I GIVE_______
or sarcastic like:
I love dolphins
gay pride
white aryan (sp)
Viagra
dont pollute
Kerry Edwards
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Re: Parked Hummers - what to do
Sun, April 24, 2005 - 8:12 PMBleach huh?
Okay, I'll go with that, but I do know from experience that if you put diesel in a gasoline tank, the engine could burst into flames... makes me wish I was a gas jockey in hummerville. -
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Mon, April 25, 2005 - 12:25 AMSorry, I should have said bio-fuel but typed biodiesel since I have been working on it so much lately. On the other hand it is rather a useful freudian slip. -
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Re: Parked Hummers - what to do
Mon, April 25, 2005 - 12:07 PMI think I might get a job as a gas jockey this summer to see how many times I can get away with it without getting fired. And then when I DO get fired, Its not like I want to put "gas jockey" on my resume...
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