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In your original question you do not bother to mention that you drive a Hummer (nor do you ever even acknowledge this from what I remember, it has to be deduced by the gentle reader of your posts), and it was pointed out to you that just because people join this tribe does not mean that we're hate-filled car keyers, but I will attempt to indulge you since you really are desperate for some sort of answer (either that or you're totally stalking me, which could also possibly be true).

I would not key someone's car, but the closest I have ever come to keying someone's car was about ten years ago in Chicago. There were no parking spaces available for about a seven-block radius of where we were going and then I saw someone pull out of a legal space so I put on my turn signal and prepared to do a U-turn (the parking space was on the other side of the street, i.e. the opposite direction I was facing). I politely waited for an oncoming car to pass before doing the U-turn so as not to block the street for him. It should've been obvious to him that I was going to take the space, but for some reason he goes ahead and pulls into it even though I honked at him when he slowed down and I realized he was going to pull into the space. I rolled down the window and told him I was obviously waiting for the space and he took it anyway and he just walked away and said "Too bad." Much like Hummer drivers, his arrogance and stupidity upset me and I wanted to key his car to punish him. Maybe whoever is repeatedly keying your Hummer feels that keying it is appropriate punishment for your having/driving one. That's really the only explanation I can think of. If it's happening a lot, I would venture to guess that the person responsible knows you and that's why I suggested you examine yourself to see who doesn't like you and for the reasons why they don't.

But with that being said, I still think you are way out of line to axe that question here. Why do a very few members of the "pro-life" movement bomb clinics or shoot abortion doctors (which is, um, not pro-life....)? Can everyone else in the pro-life movement, who all must hate women who have abortions since they are so full of anger that they joined the movement and put bumper stickers on their car, explain or justify why the small percentage of their members bomb clinics? What about the small number of Muslims who are terrorists? Or priests who molest children? I know car keyers within the anti-SUV camp is a much less severe comparison, but I think you get my point that people within the larger group usually don't condone or justify or even know why a small percentage of their members does egregious actions, nor can they answer/speak for them when they don't know the motivations behind something they would never do themselves.

I love you too.