Website of people flipping off Hummers

topic posted Wed, June 21, 2006 - 4:15 PM by  Kerry
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  • Re: Website of people flipping off Hummers

    Sat, June 24, 2006 - 2:14 PM
    Thats awesome Kerry!
    A bud of mine back in Boston has taken the "bird flip" to Hummer's a step higher
    Everytime he see's a parked Hummer, he "Keys It" with his signature "I hate Hummer's" original design a 1 foot circle,and in the center stands a Duck flipping "The Bird" to a Hummer.unfortunatly after he does this,the hapless Hummer owner has to put the behemoth in the shop for a "New Paint Job".. Yeah He fuckin ROCKS!
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      Wed, August 16, 2006 - 3:43 PM
      you know, im interested in specifically hearing your response to the following scenario though others are welcome to weigh in: what if your friend got caught keying a hummer and the owner of said vehicle, rather than flagging down a police officer to deal with the incident, gives him a ferocious beating. would he have deserved it?

      personally, i think that giving someone the finger is a cowardly act but, at the same time, i also support ones right to do it. however, urinating in a vehcile (as you have alluded to in other posts) or imposing other kinds of physical damage crosses a line and i do not understand how you can support it.
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        Re: Website of people flipping off Hummers

        Wed, August 16, 2006 - 3:48 PM
        I don't think a Hummer driver would give anyone a ferocious beating, since they're usually three feet tall.

        I have to agree that keying a Hummer or any type of property that belongs to someone else is dumb. Would you want someone from Exxon keying your hybrid, or a redneck keying your foreign car? Flipping them off is acceptable, though, because they are going out in public driving a Hummer and they are just axing for that type of scorn.
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          Wed, August 16, 2006 - 4:17 PM
          ok, but that doesn't address my curiousity. i'm glad that you also believe destroying property is wrong. however, given the scenario, it's already been established that this individual does not care about that. therefore, would his being given a beating be appropriate?
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            Re: Website of people flipping off Hummers

            Wed, August 16, 2006 - 4:23 PM
            I don't want to talk for him. But if you were axing me, no, I don't think a beating would be appropriate for flipping off a Hummer driver. People are given the bird all the time on the road, so am I to assume you feel that anyone who has a fit of road rage deserves to get the gank beat out of them? Not only does violence not solve anything, but it would also be illegal. If I spraypainted the fur coat you were wearing and you then attack me physically you would be guilty of battery, which is a more serious offense than willful destruction of property.

            OK, now let me axe you a question --- are you against Hummers, or are you against the people in this tribe? Just curious.
            • Re: Website of people flipping off Hummers

              Wed, August 16, 2006 - 6:42 PM
              I think he was asking if keying a hummer deserves a beating if you got caught, not flipping it off.

              I would say that it probably does, just because its someone elses property & you are damaging it, costing them hundreds to repair it. The fact that its a hummer is sorta irrelevant, even though I personally hate them.

              Keying is pretty extreme & there are other ways you can fuck stuff up without really damaging it. Shoe polish, shaving creme, soap, etc would get your message across just as well.
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                Wed, August 16, 2006 - 8:19 PM
                yes, that is what i was asking. and thanks for responding. i have to admit that i did not expect a single person in this group to state that a beating would be appropriate in one got caught vandalizing a hummer.
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                Wed, August 16, 2006 - 8:21 PM
                My Buddy who "Keys" Hummers is 6 foot four and built like A refrigerator with a head.
                To DATE NO ONE has ever "beat his ass". I think most Stupid Hummer Drivers wouldn't be "additionally more stupid" to challenge this man to a fight if he was cuaght keying their Hummer. There ARE of course "Legal Implications" to keying a vehicle if caught though!
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                  Wed, August 16, 2006 - 8:38 PM
                  you know, i expected you to say something along these lines. which is to say that there is not a single human being on the face of the planet (suggesting he is invincible) that could administer punishment to your friend for an act of vandalism. but, i'm glad we agree that there are "legal implications". let us say that your friend ends up in the hospital. was a vehicle worth it? or worse yet, if he is shot and killed. how would you explain that one to people? or if he beats up the guy who owns the truck and goes to jail. would it then be worth it? i just don't think a truck is worth that kind of behavior.
            • Re: Website of people flipping off Hummers

              Wed, August 16, 2006 - 9:47 PM
              and to xnowhereboyx: my response to your question is that i am neither against hummers nor the people in this tribe.
              to me, the type of vehicle one drives does not automatically make one a good person, conscientous of the envrionment, or give one the right to be uncivilized toward another human being. at the time the same time, i don't codone one owning a vehicle that clearly serves no productive function. and that is rooted in my view of vehicles primarily as tools rather than toys.
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                Wed, August 16, 2006 - 10:02 PM
                JoeyP
                I never said that I Key Vehicles
                I said I know a guy who does,I wouldnt lower myself to the point of "needing to" Key a Car.
                There are better ways to manage anger than doing that kind of destructive behavior.
                As for laws? Yeah I follow them all. havent even got a parking ticket on over 25 years. A clean driving record makes for cheap insurance.
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                  Thu, August 17, 2006 - 7:00 AM
                  i never said that you key vehicles either. and while i know this guy in boston is your friend, i was struck by your complete support of his actions through the remark "yeah he fuckin rocks". so i figured i'd pose the scenario to get clarity from you. and now i have it. but now i have a new question. you said "there are better ways to manage anger than doing that kind of destructive behavior". does that mean that seeing a hummer makes you angry?
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                    Re: Website of people flipping off Hummers

                    Thu, August 17, 2006 - 10:11 AM
                    From a legal standpoint, while someone keying your car is a crime, if you beat them up for it you are guilty of a worse crime. That's why I don't think anyone deserves to get their ass kicked in this or any situation (vandalism, robbery), no matter how much they deserve it. Proving that a certain person keyed your car is extremely difficult. Even if you can prove that a specific individual keyed your car, if you apprehend them and whale on them with a bat you are going to be liable to them.

                    I find it odd that you joined this tribe when you admittedly don't find Hummers offensive, and yet are goading people into saying what you want to hear - that people who do find Hummers offensive and who condone certain behavior feel retaliation is appropriate. I wouldn't join the "I'm a Dumb Lardass and I Love to Eat at McDonald's" and then bait the people in that tribe into admitting they deserve diabetes and heart attacks. It's your right to do whatever you want, I just think it's kind of self-indulgent.

                    And unlike tony, who is a partisan hack with no substantive reasoning, please don't assume that one person in a tribe embodies everyone in the tribe. If one person has a friend that keys Hummers we don't all agree that that's right. Just like tony wrongedly assumes that everyone in this tribe is a liberal or that anyone cares that seeing people who see Hummers that makes them angry makes him angry.
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                      Thu, August 17, 2006 - 3:07 PM
                      my stance on your "from a legal standpoint" explanation is as follows: the individual who has decided to vandalize a hummer is doing so to express his disatisfaction with the mere existence of an object that he deems unnecessary/harmful. that individual is doing so without regard for the law. therefore, i believe that to disregard the law and beat that vandal is an appropriate expression of disatisfaction with their tactics. are they both wrong? of course.

                      secondly, i do not find it odd at all that i have oined a tribe whose position i do not wholeheartedly support. and that certainly does not mean i believe the polar oppostie either. what is the point of sitting around with people and saying "blah blah blah sucks!" and they look right back at me and "yes, blah blah blah does suck!" like a bird singing in a mirror. who is better off for that?

                      lastly, do not worry. i do not think that one person in a tribe embodies everyone in that tribe............. just like i do not think that someone would be goading others or being self-indulgent by asking questions that establish moral and ethical frameworks on which to build future conversations.

                      finally, please re-read my original post again because, for the second time, you are remarking to my post inaccurately. i expressly stated that i was interested in hearing what one individual in this tribe had to say though others were welcome to weigh in. and i am not trying to get anyone to say anything that i want to hear. i have my point of view and am interested in hearing the thoughts of people in this tribe.
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                        Thu, August 17, 2006 - 4:01 PM
                        "i believe that to disregard the law and beat that vandal is an appropriate expression of disatisfaction with their tactics. are they both wrong? of course."


                        it's both appropriate AND wrong?
                        I would have to say beating someone is inappropriate.
                        I could almost agree with you if you said beating the vandal was *understandable* and also wrong. But it sounds like even you are confused about where you stand on whether it's OK to beat someone you find defacing your property.

                        Also, welcome to the tribe. Your posts have been thoughtful and clear-headed, and I've enjoyed them.
                        • Re: Website of people flipping off Hummers

                          Thu, August 17, 2006 - 6:38 PM
                          rebecca: i guess if you examine the sentences you chose in quotations without the remark that preceded them, it could appear as if i might be confused. when i look at it as a stand alone i can see your point. maybe i should have been more concise. the belief of the vandal determined his destructive actions which in turn could illicit an equally destructive response. thus, i used "appropriate" when i probably should have said "deserved" or "understandable". so i stand corrected. also, thanx for the welcome to the tribe. it's nice to meet you.
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                        Re: Website of people flipping off Hummers

                        Thu, August 17, 2006 - 4:25 PM
                        I didn't mean for this to become "The joeyp and x Show", but since I'm bored at work I might as well continue. And I hope you don't think I'm being aggro, because I'm not.

                        I can see your point of view, but it's basically the "eye for an eye" theory. That's why I frame things from a legal standpoint. If everyone followed that "they disregarded the law so I will too" philosophy there would be mass chaos and we'd all be dead. That's why there are laws imposed, and battery almost always trumps vandalism as being the worse offense in the eyes of the law. Unfair, but true.

                        I don't think that vandalizing a Hummer is doing so to express dissatisfaction with the mere existence of them, I think that it's a way to punish the owner of a Hummer indirectly for owning something you feel is wrong. It's along the same lines as painting a fur coat if you are against fur: I don't think it's because you are upset that the fur exists, I think it's a way to punish the owner of said fur coat for having something you feel is wrong. People key cars not to damage the car but to damage the owner (i.e. as seen on Judge Judy). But whatever the motivation, it's still illegal. And I still don't agree that using violence against the vandal is acceptable, no matter how stupid the act of vandalism may be.

                        I think joining tribes where you don't share the common interest of said tribe is totally self-indulgent. This is entry #3 under the definition of "tribe":
                        3. group of people sharing an occupation, interest, or habit
                        Joining a tribe where you don't share the common interest, or like the music group, the TV show, the philosophy, or the lifestyle of the intended tribe members is kind of ridonkulous. Especially if you feel like you are joining in order to create dialogues that you feel wouldn't exist without you. Yes, some tribes can become incestuous with the commentary, but that doesn't make it logical to join the "I (heart) Country Music!!" tribe and then start posting things about how country music is for racist alcoholic ignorant rednecks so you can start a "discussion." Much the same way joining the "If You drive a Hummer, You're an Asshole" tribe and telling everyone in said tribe that they're a bunch of stupid liberals and proceed to try to tell them why you're morally and intellectually superior to all of them when in the process you prove that you are neither is ridonkulous.

                        And I do apologize for remarking to your postings inaccurately; I confused your response to Kerry with your response to Jake. Itchy posting finger.....
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                          Thu, August 17, 2006 - 6:59 PM
                          "x": alright then, i'll be the thread killer by calling "last reply" and leave it up to you to start an entirely new post if you wish. 1. does "battery almost always trump vandalism"? yes, you are right but that wasn't my point. 2. you used the word "punish" twice to explain two illegal acts which is indication that there are instances were you are o.k with people choosing to operate outside of the law. 3. since you used a definition listed by tribe. i stand corrected. i do belong in this tribe because you and i share a common interest.........................hummers that we are interested in them in different ways is now irrelevant. 4. i'm not trying to create dialogues that wouldn't exist without me. i just want to talk to people. you don't have to answer me from now on. my feelings won't be hurt. 5. gotta run "always sunny" is coming on..................c ya!
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                            Thu, August 17, 2006 - 7:33 PM
                            Seeing Hummers makes a LOT of people angry
                            Angry at how Shallow the owner of a Hummer really Is
                            Angry at such a Blatant Arrogant statement of self-indulgence
                            Angry at the owners utter disregard of environmental impact concerns
                            and Angry at the way Hummer Drivers "Think" they COMMAND the road becuase they are driving a gussied-up Military vehicle.
      • Re: Website of people flipping off Hummers

        Wed, August 16, 2006 - 8:53 PM
        A voice of reason. I think I have found one person worthy of being my friend. I never thought there could be one person that I respect. JoeyP you are allright. Props to you.

        We are all entitled to our own opinions no matter how insane they may be. When you crossover that line and start messin with my stuff, there is going to be hell to pay. As for that gorilla in Boston that other idiot talked about, I hope I catch him keying my car. That is just not right and will be dealt with appropriately.
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          Wed, August 16, 2006 - 9:31 PM
          alright, i suppose we'll get this out of the way sooner rather than later. we may agree at an elemental level regarding certain issues but i need you to know that i find a number of your approaches to be counterproductive to your ultimate point. with that being said, thanx for the post because i also think that everyone is entitled to an opinion.
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      Fri, April 6, 2007 - 8:47 PM
      Real smart. Does he know if the person driving that Hummer perhaps has a big family and are avid outdoors people who might go hiking, biking or skiing and need the room for their family and their gear and the 4x4 off roading capability. Does he key Range Rovers, which get as bad gas mileage and far worse than the H3. Of course not, because you assume everybody lives the life you live. Not bathing, living in a camper, watching reruns of Grizzly Adams. Do you hate people who as a family enjoy the outdoors and go places only a high quality 4x4 can take 6 people and their camping gear. Do you drive a Prius into the mountains Jake? Are you going to key the Priuses when you find out that their batteries are ruining the environment when they are at their end of life and they haven't figured out a safe way to dispose of them yet? Of course not. The most evil of the Hummers the H1 Alpha, which is a Diesel, gets better gas mileage than a 5 series BMW or a Volkwagen Toureg, but do you key those? Do you hate them for their environmental damage or because you consider them excessive? If the former you must hate BMWs, Corvettes, Porshes, Range Rovers, Lexus, etc. If it's the later you should hate BMWs, Corvettes, Porsches, Range Rovers or Lexus. I will argue a Hummer has way more utility than any sports car and doesn't get any worse mileage. I bet you don't key them though do you!
      I respect people's freedom and to live whatever lifestyle makes the happy within the law. Many liberals support complete freedom of expression, even the right to burn the flag so many heroic Americans have died to preserve. Yet, they won't support Hummer owners rights to drive a car that they feel meets the lifestyle they need, even if it is rap star who no kids! I'm not going to key somebodies Prius because I feel they are selfish in not caring about the environment with their batteries. If they want to drive them for the improved gas mileage, so be it, even if it is bad for the environment, who am I to judge, and who are you to judge and who does your friend in Boston think he is to damage people's property by judging people he doesn't even know!
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        Sat, April 7, 2007 - 12:07 PM
        Why not buy a Chevrolet Tahoe which is basically the same as an H2 except It gets better gas mileage and costs about $20,000 less. Also I somehow manage to do all those activities with my friends in a little Cavalier, granted I don't take 6 people with me but really, how many people do that? I totally agree that the Hummer is not the most inefficient vehicle, the worst cars are ones that people keep in a garage most of the year, so they don't really have a big impact on air quality. Also your thinking is totally off, I don't expect people to have the same lifestyle as me, but I do except people to live a lifestyle which can be sustained by the planet.
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          Sat, April 7, 2007 - 10:31 PM
          Is Stan the new Tony?
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            Tue, April 10, 2007 - 9:02 AM
            Earth to Prince of darkness. No Stan is not Tony. There is only one Tony. Although I do respect his position, and I don't mean that in a sexual way you perverts. I do have to say there are many strange folks on this website. I mean look at that picture. What does it remind you of?
            • Re: No Satan

              Mon, April 16, 2007 - 3:59 AM
              Hi Tony,

              Nobody was thinking anything odd about your use of "respecting position"...except you, apparently. How very defensive of you.

              Overcompensating, much?

              Elise
              • Re: No Satan

                Sat, April 28, 2007 - 2:22 PM
                From a rational, more thoughful perspective, I know that keying the Hummer is wrong; but on a purely viscreal level, hearing about it just makes me happy, as seeing someone face the consequences for being a douchebag always does.

                As far as the possible ass-kicking for said vandal? If I was on the jury hearing both sides, as long as it was just a run of the mill beating, they both walk. As as much as I hate government, society needs some order. Keying cars runs the risk of a beating or legal action; if it didn't, everybody's car would be keyed about weekly, including environmentally friendly ones.

                As far as off road enthusiasts? The H1 is the only one of the three vehicles that actually rates. You could buy an old Jeep CJ for 5 grand and throw 15K into it and have on off road vehicle that will SMOKE any H2 or H3. The width and the A-Frame suspension is what made the H1 so special off road, and while I personally feel that the H1 is vile, it's not as nearly as bad as being some suburban chode who poses in an H2. The H3 doesn't even need to be mentioned as even other Hummer owners are laughing at them. It's like a warning label.

                From an activist standpoint, the best reason to not condone things like keying cars is that it casts a bad light on all environmentally friendly types. Once they can connect this kind of stuff with concern for the environment it's easier for them to keep denying the obvious; let's leave them no place to go. You will never reach the Tonys of the world, but we don't want to alienate the people who might have the brains to listen. That's why FUH2.com has such a great idea. If everybody flipped them off Hummer drivers on sight, it would be a better world.
                • Re: No Satan

                  Thu, May 3, 2007 - 1:22 AM
                  I can't help but flip them off....it's compulsory.

                  I usually do the double flip....never had anyone stop & ask to get hurt yet.

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